May 19th • 130,936 notesif you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
May 19th • 148,041 noteswhen your parents ask you to help them with technology
Sorry for bothering you.
May 16th • 693 notesEveryone gets sick of me after a while, I’m sad that you had to be one of them.
May 14th • 36,307 notesare we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
May 8th • 32,283 notesFor every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
You have run out of class mates my kind sir, what now?
I AM NO MAN
May 7th • 29,654 notesThree Questions by Lang Leav
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- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt
- me: *wakes up*
- me: *stays awake in bed for 3 more hours*
- January 2013
- me: this will be my year.
- May 2013
- me: well shit...
May 6th • 70,692 notessexual orientation: not u
